Expresii folosite de jucatorii de bgames, traduse.
Posted: 20 Jan 2017, 18:51
Luat de pe BGG:
Game ratings are worthless = Other people like different games than I like.
Gamer reviewers are shills for big cardboard = Game reviewers like different games than I like.
Kickstarter is a scam = I didn't like the last Kickstarter game I received.
This game is broken = I don't like this game.
Semi-coops are broken = I don't like semi-coops.
I don't care about art and design, just the mechanics = I eat white bread and Kraft cheese sandwiches in my very beige house.
I don't like Agricola = I have no joy in my life.
Euros are multiplayer solitaire = I like playing Ameritrash.
Ameritrash are all about the luck = I like playing Euros.
Ooo, spreadsheets! = I like playing 18xx games.
Games with apps are evil = I don't have a smartphone.
Legacy games are evil = I have way too much time on my hands.
Your decisions don't matter = I don't like dice.
I hate soulless games = Euros are too hard for me.
Games today aren't as good as games used to be = I still watch movies on VHS.
Themes in games are completely interchangeable = I haven't laughed since Johnny Carson retired.
I rate games I haven't played = I hate puppies.
Well played = I hate your guts.
How can you say this game is broken, that's ridiculous = This game totally is broken, but I'm a crazy fan and you'd better back away slowly.
Zombicide is one of my favorites = I can be completely bought by piles of plastic miniatures.
I'm going to paint all of the miniatures in this game" = This game is going to sit on my shelf unplayed for years.
I'm a real wargamer = I don't like Memoir '44.
I'm not buying any new boardgames this year = I'm buying so many new wargames this year.
I'm buying so many new boardgames this year = I'm so getting divorced this year.
We have no Alpha gamers in our group = I am the Alpha gamer.
Monopoly is a good game = I hate puppies AND kittens.
Cards against Humanity is a good game = I hate puppies and kittens AND cute little bunnies.
I didn't buy it for the minis = I bought it for the minis.
Whose turn is it? = It's my turn.
Am putea porni o lista si cu fraze romanesti, traduse
Game ratings are worthless = Other people like different games than I like.
Gamer reviewers are shills for big cardboard = Game reviewers like different games than I like.
Kickstarter is a scam = I didn't like the last Kickstarter game I received.
This game is broken = I don't like this game.
Semi-coops are broken = I don't like semi-coops.
I don't care about art and design, just the mechanics = I eat white bread and Kraft cheese sandwiches in my very beige house.
I don't like Agricola = I have no joy in my life.
Euros are multiplayer solitaire = I like playing Ameritrash.
Ameritrash are all about the luck = I like playing Euros.
Ooo, spreadsheets! = I like playing 18xx games.
Games with apps are evil = I don't have a smartphone.
Legacy games are evil = I have way too much time on my hands.
Your decisions don't matter = I don't like dice.
I hate soulless games = Euros are too hard for me.
Games today aren't as good as games used to be = I still watch movies on VHS.
Themes in games are completely interchangeable = I haven't laughed since Johnny Carson retired.
I rate games I haven't played = I hate puppies.
Well played = I hate your guts.
How can you say this game is broken, that's ridiculous = This game totally is broken, but I'm a crazy fan and you'd better back away slowly.
Zombicide is one of my favorites = I can be completely bought by piles of plastic miniatures.
I'm going to paint all of the miniatures in this game" = This game is going to sit on my shelf unplayed for years.
I'm a real wargamer = I don't like Memoir '44.
I'm not buying any new boardgames this year = I'm buying so many new wargames this year.
I'm buying so many new boardgames this year = I'm so getting divorced this year.
We have no Alpha gamers in our group = I am the Alpha gamer.
Monopoly is a good game = I hate puppies AND kittens.
Cards against Humanity is a good game = I hate puppies and kittens AND cute little bunnies.
I didn't buy it for the minis = I bought it for the minis.
Whose turn is it? = It's my turn.
Am putea porni o lista si cu fraze romanesti, traduse